Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Thoughts For the Day

My friend at work gave me these "Thoughts For the Day"
  • Did you ever notice that the roman numerals for forty (40) are "XL"?
  • A penny saved is a government oversight.
  • The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
  • The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
  • If you smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
  • Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
  • The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

-Author Unknown

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