- Did you ever notice that the roman numerals for forty (40) are "XL"?
- A penny saved is a government oversight.
- The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
- The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
- If you smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
- Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
- The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
- The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
-Author Unknown
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